1. Never go on holiday alone. Freaks do, but they are soon found out and are rejected.
2. Choose your destination very carefully. Most holiday hotels work very hard to welcome all guests. Some are obligated by their culture to be hospitable and will ignore apparent breaches of culture. E.g. face viels for women in Moslem countries. But remember your cultural obligation too. WHEN IN ROME DO AS THE ROMANS DO.
3. Do not be tempted to export your own culture. In many countries with very good beaches the indigent population do not indulge animals or keep them as pets.. It is unwise to intervene in what are domestic matters. CAPTAIN KIRK OF STARSHIP “ ENTERPRISE” DID NOT INTERFERE. NOR SHOULD YOU,
4. Many dream of being King for a Day. Holiday hotels can cater for your dream. Ignore rule 1 and book for one person. This always carries a surcharge so an assumption of wealth follows. Make your reservation through an agent.and request privacy and anonynimity during your stay. Use the hotel safe to deposit “securities” Your requests will be honoured. Your stay will be flattering and your name will be added to the SPECIAL Guest List.. You will be kept advised of all special offers via that list.
5. In reality, he was known as Mr Loo. He was a night Sanitation Cleaner at a large national airport.. He saved assiduously until he could afford a luxury holiday and booked through his employer’s staff discount team. He maintained this life style for many years . He harmed no-one and was only mildly deceptive.

Do you know someone like this man?